Q. What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?A. Swimming trunks.
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Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella.
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Q. What disappears when you stand up?
A. Your lap.
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Q. What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
A. My pop is bigger than yours.
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Q. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
A. You are too little to smoke.
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Q. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A. A doctopus!
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Q. Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
A. Because she wanted to test the waters!
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Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
A. Because it held up a pair of pants!
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Q. What is the center of gravity?
A. The letter V!
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Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A. Stick with me and we will go places!
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Q. What sort of star is dangerous?
A. A shooting star!
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Q. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
A. He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
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Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A. Flood lights!
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Q. What do computers do when they get hungry?
A. They eat chips!
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Q. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they’re all in High School!
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Q. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
A. "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
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Q. Which month do soldiers hate most?
A. The month of March!
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Q. What did the painter say to the wall?
A. One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you!
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Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A. In case they get a hole in one!
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Q. What did the the tie say to the hat?
A. You go on a head, I’ll just hang around!
التصنيف: الإنجليزية
How very special YOU are
Your presence is a gift to the world,
You’re unique and one of a kind.
Your life can be what you want it to be…
Take it one day at a time.
Count your blessings, not your troubles,
And you’ll make it through what comes along.
Within you are so many answers,
Understand, have courage, be strong.
Don’t put limits on yourself,
Your dreams are waiting to be realized.
Don’t leave your important decisions to chance…
Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize.
Nothing wastes more energy than worrying…
The longer a problem is carried, the heavier it gets.
Don’t take things too seriously…
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.
Remember that a little love goes a long way…
Remember that a lot goes forever.
Remember that friendship is a wise investment,
Life’s treasures are people…together.
Have health and hope and happiness,
And don’t ever forget for even a day…
How very special YOU are!
From E-Mail
ReGarDs
SamT
سبحان الله و بحمده
when you feeling sad للتعلم السريع
i love him… do u لتعلم الانجليزية
IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD?Funny, isn’t it?
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world’s going to hell.
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the God says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, thinks, say, or does anything the God says. (Or is it scary?)
Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).
Funny how you can send a thousand ‘jokes’ through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
Funny how when you go to forward this few lines, you will not share it to with many of your friends because you’re not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. (Are you thinking?)
However;
If u mean it, then say it lowedYes, I do Love God
سبحان الله و بحمده
It’s better to regret the thing we do, than the thing we don’t do
الأفضل والاروع ان تفخر وتسعد بشيء انت قد قمت بعمله .. وليس شيئا لم تفعله ..I cried over you for so long that blinded myself .. Alass!! could you be back ?!guess not
لقد بكيت عليك طويلا بسبب بعدك وذهابك حتى ارهقت نفسي بالبكاء .. واحسرتاه هل عدت ؟ .. بالتاكيد لا ..Good friends Are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget
الاصدقاء الجيدون من الصعب ان تجدهم ومن الصعب ان تتركهم ومن المستحيل ان تنساهم ..Don’t let he past hold you back, you’re missing the good stuff
لا تعود الى لحظات الماضي لانك سوف تخسر اجمل لحظات سعادتك ..
سبحان الله و بحمده
تعريف الحب: Definition of love
تعريف الحب
^^^^^^^^^^^هذه قصة واقعية تذكرها إحدى الممرضات, والتي تعمل في أحد المستشفيات الأمريكية!!! اترككم مع القصة الجميلة
My Dad had a massive stroke almost four years ago and I almost lost him. I used to go to see him in the nursing home everyday, sometimes twice and three times a day
قبل أربعة سنوات , أصيب أبي بأزمة قلبية قوية وكدت افقده تقريبا. كنت أذهب لرؤيته في كل في يوم دار الرعاية الطبية (مخصص للمسنين)، وأحيانا مرتين وثلاث مرات في اليوم.
The nursing home where he resides told me that a couple of days a week now is fine. So now I go about two or three and sometimes four days a week to see him
واخبروني هناك ,حيث يرقد, بأن لا بأس بزيارته يومين الأسبوع من الآن فصاعدا. و لذا فأنا الآن أذهب مرتين وثلاثة وأحيانا أربعة مرات في الأسبوع لرؤيته.
Most of the times I go there he either doesn’t know I’m there, or he knows I’m there, but doesn’t remember who I am. That’s really OK with me. This is probably one of the better de******ions of "love" and why I still go to see my Dad so often
في اغلب الأحيان التي أذهب فيها إلى هناك ,أجده لا يعرف بأنني بجانبه، أو هو يعرف أنني بجانبه ولكن لا يتذكر من أكون. لا بأس بذلك. لعل ذلك هو أحد أفضل أوصاف ال"حب" ,ذلك الذي يجعلني ما أزال أذهب لرؤية أبي في أغلب الأحيان
It was a busy morning, approx. 8:30 A.M. when an elderly gentleman, in his 80’s, arrived to have sutures removed from his thumb
وفي صبيحة يوم كثير المشاغل,في المستشفى الذي أعمل فيه، وتقريبا عند الساعة 8:30 صباحا وصل رجل محترم مسن، في العقد الثامن من العمر، ليزيل خياطات من إبهامه المجروح
He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 A.M.1
أخبرهم بأنه على عجلة من أمره لأنه على موعد في الساعة 9:00 صباحا
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him
قمت بقياس إشاراته الحيوية ثم أجلسته على كرسي، وأنا اعلم بأنه سينتظر أكثر من ساعة قبل أن يراه أي طبيب (لكثرة المشاغل)
While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had a doctor’s appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry
وبينما كنت أعالج جرحه، شرعنا بالدخول في حديث جانبي. سألته إذا كان لديه موعد مع الطبيب هذا الصباح، كونه في مثل هذه العجلة من أمره
The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife
أجابني الرجل المحترم بالنفي، وقال بأنه يريد الذهاب إلى دار الرعاية الطبية (للمسنين) لتناول الفطور مع زوجته هناك
I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease
ثم استفسرت عن صحتها. فأخبرني بأنها كانت هناك لفترة وبأنها كانت ضحية مرض النسيان (الزهايمر)
As we talked, and I finished dressing his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now
بينما كنا نتحدث، وعندما أنهيت ضمادة جرحه، سألته عما إن كانت زوجته ستقلق لو تأخر قليلا عليها. أجابني بأنها لم تعد تعرف من هو (بسبب المرض) ، فهي لا تعرفه منذ خمس سنوات
I was surprised and asked him, "And you are still going every morning, even though she doesn’t know who you are?" He smiled as he patted my hand and said, "She doesn’t know me, but I still know who she is."1
اندهشت وسألته، "وأنت ما زلت تذهب كل صباح، حتى بالرغم من أنها لا تعرف من أنت؟ "ابتسم وهو يربت على يدي وقال، "هي لا تعرفني، لكني ما زلت أعرف من هي"
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arms, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."1
كان علي أن أحبس الدموع وهو يخرج، كانت يداي ترتعشان، وقلت في نفسي، "ذلك هو الحب الذي أريد في حياتي."True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be……1
الحب الحقيقي لا يقاس جسمانيا، ولا عاطفيا. الحب الحقيقي هو قبول الآخر بكل ما هو عليه الآن، وما كان عليه في الماضي ، وما سيكون عليه مستقبلا.
سبحان الله و بحمده
Types of Women
Types of Women
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
منقووووووووووووووووول
سبحان الله و بحمده
! Hello everyone
I hope U R all fine
This is one of my most favourite songs EVER
..I really like it
! No I don’t like it…I love it
The name of the song : Just so You know
The name of the singer : Jesse McCartney
(By the way..I’m crazy about him too ! LOL(
: And these R the words of the song
I shouldn’t love you but I want to
I just can’t turn away
I shouldn’t see you but I can’t move
I can’t look away
I shouldn’t love you but I want to
I just can’t turn away
I shouldn’t see you but I can’t move
I can’t look away
And I don’t know how to be fine when I’m not
‘Cause I don’t know how to make a feeling stop
[Chorus:]
Just so you know
This feeling’s taking control of me
And I can’t help it
I won’t sit around, I can’t let him win now
Thought you should know
I’ve tried my best to let go of you
But I don’t want to
I just gotta say it al
l
Before I goJust so you know
It’s getting hard to be around you
There’s so much I can’t say
Do you want me to hide the feelings
And look the other way
And I don’t know how to be fine when I’m not
‘Cause I don’t know how to make a feeling stop
[Chorus]
This emptiness is killing me
And I’m wondering why I’ve waited so long
Looking back I realized
It was always there just never spoken
I’m waiting here…been waiting here
[Chorus]
I hope U liked it
!Just like me..
C.U
سبحان الله و بحمده
تحيه طيبه ملئها المحبه و الوفاء:أعزائي دعونا نكون كالخلية النحل بصدق جهدها
و حرصها على تنفيذ مهمتها
ان وجد رد مخالف او موضوع مكرر
يمكنك أو يمكنك وضع الرابط القديم و الرابط الجديد
وستقوم المشرفه بالإجراء الازم
دمتم كالنحله لا تأكل الا طيبا و لا تعطي الا طيبا
أختكم
زيتية العينينأحبكم بالله